Weirdoooo XD

Just now have an interesting conversation with this friend of mine.. he seriously siao one XP and so.. I love to bully him XO because our conversation is so funny and so I decided to post here... HAHA ~
here it goes..
He saying that he really concern me and so I should to concern him too.. Why should I ?!
I ask him why and give me 10 DIFFERENT reasons *LOL* (knew he will give 10 SAME reasons) XD
he said..
1. WE close mahh
2. I care for you so you must also care for me
3. Like that can close our bond
4. I like the feeling of being care
5. I am a weird person
6. Buddhism encouring caring for people
7. This is also a way for meditation
8. You are doing good deed
9. Increase you goodwill
10. You will confirm enjoy it

What the ~

My turn..
1. Yess mehhhh ?!?!?!
2. Not necessary ohhh~
3. HUH?!?! *Blur*
4. So whats gonne do with me ?!
5. I TOTALLY agree
6. Hmmm.. Buddhism is a religion, and so.. your sentence is ERROR !! (wahahha~)
7. Nothing to do with meditation you siao kiaaaaa ~
8. Is that good deed?! [O. o]
9. Me become "sam pat po" only
10. I confirm sure will be suffering..

In conclusion.. only ONE acceptable.. Therefore, YOU FAIL !!! nyahahahhaha ~